Can I ask you a personal question?
A question an average Nigerian will ask to cajole you into answering the most personal, ‘none of their business’ questions you can ever imagine.
I believe I’m an open person, you don’t need a preamble before asking me things(as long as you know your limit). Being chubby these days has its own downsides. Apart from needing a total change of wardrobe, I realize my waddling has gone to another level. And I don’t eat much o! Anyway, I keep getting pulled aside and asked the most personal question ever “are you pregnant?” What an in-polite way of asking why I’ve gained a few pounds. It is bad enough to see people gaping after my blossoming stomach but having the audacity to think pregnancy is just too much. I mean I have a 10 month old baby for goodness sake! I know some women get preggers months after delivery but I don’t consider myself one of them.
So here’s to all my fans monitoring the mating sessions I have with my hubby, please close ya eyes. The extra flesh on me is a sign of good living and I intend to rock the look for a lil while longer!